Will Graham + smiling with Hannibal
why don’t we just post absolutely nothing for the next few days except for the most disgusting, inhumane porn in existence
no fandom anything
just badly written smut or the most disturbing porn in existence
the most disturbing fandom porn in existence
- You don’t
- ever
So I just went to the shopping centre and the cashier looked at me and there was GENUINE FEAR IN HER EYES and I didn’t know why and she just looked at the things on the counter and stared at me until I realised that I BOUGHT THE DEXTER DVD BOX, A KNIFE AND CLEANING DETERGENT. I swear I’m not a serial killer.
yes uhm can we not laugh about my serial killer post
“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

Reblog if you know where this was from.
Why are there so few notes?! Dear God.
EVERYONE and their grandparents should know where this is from
Must. Resist. Quoting. Narrator.
If you’re over the age of 14 you should know
SO, ONCE AGAIN
THE DAY
IS SAVED
THANKS TO…
THE POWERPUFF GIRLS
one time I was looking at a map
and I find out Townsville is a real place in Australiait’s in queensland it’s a hole
WE CAN FIX THIS
WHY DON’T WE BUY YAHOO
i can see it now.
Listening to music through new headphones after listening through old shitty ones